Before buying a chariot, make sure you know what you're getting yourself into. Research different models, read reviews, and ask yourself: "Is this chariot too big, too small, or just right?"
Don't fall for those fancy sales pitches! Chariots are not all they're cracked up to be, unless you're a fan of loud noises and questionable life choices.
Take a chariot for a spin, if you can. But be warned, you might get lost in the process, and your neighbors might get annoyed.
Think about the upkeep, folks! Chariots are a lot like relationships – they require constant feeding, polishing, and occasional therapy.
Chariots are not just vehicles, they're a lifestyle. Be prepared for the inevitable drama that comes with owning one – the jealous glances from the neighbors, the arguments with your significant other, the constant feeling of impending doom when you're driving it home.
It's not just about the chariot itself, it's about the whole experience. Get yourself a matching chariot-sized hat, a chariot-themed throw blanket, and a chariot-shaped keychain. Your future self will thank you.