It is said that the Chariot of Many Colors was first conceived by the great Architect of Blandness, who sought to create a vehicle that would defy the dullness of the mundane world.
The Chariot was born in a burst of colorful chaos, with its first iteration featuring a palette of 17 different hues, each one more garish than the last.
Over the years, the Chariot evolved, with the addition of new colors, new shapes, and new features, such as the infamous ' Disco Ball' spoiler, which made its first appearance in 1987.
Today, the Chariot of Many Colors is a beloved fixture in the world of transportation, with its 32nd iteration boasting a staggering 57 different colors, each one carefully selected to clash with the last.