Chariot of Many Colors: The Ultimate Transportation Device for the Discerning Traveler

Technical Specifications

• Color Palette: 7 distinct colors, randomly selected from a pool of 12,345 possible hues.
• Speed: 0-60 in 4 seconds (but only if the rider is willing to risk spontaneous combustion)
• Comfort: Ergonomic seating for up to 5 riders, with an optional 3rd seat for a tiny, yet fiercely proud dragon
• Fuel Efficiency: Runs on a diet of pure, organic, gluten-free, vegan, artisanal, small-batch coffee beans
• Dimensions: Length: 12 feet, Width: 4 feet, Height: 2 feet (but can be adjusted to fit through any doorway)

Note: Not recommended for use on Tuesdays. Or Mondays. Or really any day that's not Thursday. Or Friday.