Gamma Shuttle | A Mode of Transportation So Unreliable, You'll Love It

Warning: The Gamma Shuttle is not responsible for lost luggage, late arrivals, or spontaneous combustions. Use at your own risk.

Features:

Unpredictable arrival times. May arrive 10 minutes early, 10 minutes late, or never.
Optional: Free in-flight meals. But only on Tuesdays.
Free in-flight entertainment: A never-ending loop of elevator music.
Optional: In-flight Wi-Fi. But only for passengers who bring their own satellite dish.

Statistics:

		
			
				On-Time Arrivals
				Overdue Arrivals
				Mysterious Disappearances
			
			
				0%
				99%
				1%

Book your tickets now and experience the thrill of possibly getting to your destination on time!

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