Alpha Wormhole

Located in the heart of the galaxy, the Alpha Wormhole is the most popular route for interdimensional travel.

Warning: Traveling through the Alpha Wormhole is not for the faint of heart. The intense G-forces can cause severe stomach upset, spontaneous combustion, and occasional reality distortions.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our satisfied customers:

Customer Testimonials

"I traveled through the Alpha Wormhole and ended up in a parallel universe where I was a giant chicken!" - Bob, CEO of Cluck Norris Enterprises

"I took a wrong turn at the Wormhole and got stuck in an infinite loop of reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'." - Jane, Binge-Watcher Extraordinaire

Learn more about the Beta Wormhole or the Gamma Wormhole.