Welcome to Black Hole 3: The Most Uninviting Spaceport in the Galaxy
Located in a conveniently abandoned asteroid field, Black Hole 3 is the go-to spot for the galaxy's most discerning travelers. Or not.
We offer:
- Free parking for your spaceship, because who needs a parking garage when you can just hover your vessel in the event horizon?
- A variety of overpriced snacks, including "Gravity-Defying Nacho Cheese" and "Event Horizon Energy Bars"!
- Regularly scheduled singularity-induced existential crises, because you're not here for the scenery, are you?
Take a tour of our impressive, crumbling spaceport architecture!
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Warning: Do not attempt to use your phone's GPS to navigate to Black Hole 3. Our coordinates are deliberately unlisted.