Galactic Gateway to Nowhere

Welcome, space traveler, to Moonshot: The Galactic Gateway to Nowhere! Our lunar launch site is ready to blast you off into the unknown, but don't expect to return. Like, ever.

Our state-of-the-art moonshot facility features:

• High-speed spacecraft capable of reaching 0.00001% of the speed of light
• Complimentary space snacks (freeze-dried ice cream and stale coffee)
• Expert navigation team, trained in the art of getting lost in space

Explore other intergalactic gateways or visit our zero-gravity recreational facility