Warning: Entangled Leaps are not like your average wormhole. These quantum shortcuts through the fabric of space-time are a delicate dance of probabilistic calculations and existential dread.
As the chief Entangled Leap Maintainer, you are responsible for ensuring the safety and efficacy of these fragile portals. This includes performing regular sanity checks, recalibrating the quantum harmonics, and making sure the cat is fed.
Remember: A single miscalculation can send the entire fabric of space-time into a never-ending loop of cat videos.