Quantum Leap Rules

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home.

Side effects may include but are not limited to:

• Unstable timelines
• Temporal paradoxes
• Spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable laughter

To ensure a safe and enjoyable quantum leap experience, please read and follow these rules:

1. Always wear a Quantum Leaping Helmet when leaping.
2. Never leap into a timeline where the coffee is not yet invented.
3. Do not leap during peak sunspot activity or solar flares.
4. Avoid leaping near black holes, unless you have Quantum Leap Insurance.
5. Always follow local time-travel laws and regulations, unless you're a Quantum Leap Rebel.

By jumping into a quantum leap, you acknowledge that you have read and understood these rules, and you're willing to accept the consequences.

Quantum Leap Rules is a registered trademark of the Quantum Leap Institute.