Q: What is Quantum Tunneling, you ask?
A: It's a method of transportation that uses Quantum Entanglements to create stable wormholes.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Completely and utterly. We've had zero reported incidents of quantum tunneling-related injuries or fatalities.
Q: How fast is it?
A: Faster than your great-great-grandfather on a unicycle.
Q: Can I travel to parallel universes with it?
A: Sort of. But only if you're traveling through specifically designated wormholes.
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