Welcome to the infamous Andromedian Orbital Loop, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions and the fabric of space-time is a joke. This spaceport has seen its fair share of blunders, and we're proud of it!
Explore our Quantum Displacement Disasters subpage, where the art of getting lost in hyperspace is taken to a whole new level.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek at our Gravitational Slippage Experiments, where the thrill of weightlessness is just a thrill away!
Don't forget to try our Space Snacks for a taste of authentic spaceport cuisine!
And, of course, do not attempt to visit our Black Hole Blunders Extreme tour, unless you're feeling particularly reckless.
prophets of doom, beware!