Zero-Gravity Pooling: A Guide to the Risks

Are you considering zero-gravity pooling as a recreational activity? Well, let us warn you: it's not all fun and games.

The Risks

• 1. Physical Damage to Your Space Suit

  Those fancy suits aren't cheap. Don't say we didn't warn you.

• 2. Mental Anguish from Zero-Gravity Sickness

  Zero-gravity sickness: it's like motion sickness, but with more floaty feelings.

• 3. Accidental Zero-Gravity Space Escape

  You might get a little too comfortable, and before you know it, you're floating away from the Earth. Don't say we didn't warn you.

• 4. Zero-Gravity Competitive Syndrome

  It's like regular competitive syndrome, but with more flailing.

We told you so.

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