Welcome, traveler, to Spaceport 03, the most conveniently located spaceport in the cosmos! Here, the gravitational forces of Nowheresville's binary suns are harnessed to fuel the dreams of intergalactic travelers.
With 37.5 million passengers per annum, we offer the most efficient, most reliable, and most bewildering experience in the galaxy! Our staff is trained in the art of making you feel lost in our 17.5 km long corridors.
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