Welcome, space tourists! As we prepare to embark on this thrilling adventure, we must remind you of the potential risks and hazards of zero-G environment.

Emergency Procedures:

• Don't try to burp while floating. Trust us, it's not as funny as it looks.
• Don't try to use a straw while in zero-G. It'll just get lost in the cosmos.
• Don't attempt to juggle three balls while in zero-G. We've seen it happen. Trust us on this one.