Are you tired of boring old surfing with gravity holding you back? Do you dream of catching gnarly waves on the moon of Jupiter? Look no further than our comprehensive guide to zero-G surfing techniques!
From the basics of orbital navigation to advanced maneuvering through cosmic whirlpools, we've got you covered.
Remember, in space, the wave is not just a wave, it's a doorway to the cosmos.
Now, go forth and surf the galaxy, you brave space-surfers!