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The Leaper's Burden: Transporting with Flair

Transporting with panache is an art form that requires finesse, skill, and a dash of recklessness. It's not just about moving stuff from one place to another; it's about style, flair, and the occasional explosion.

The Leaper's Code of Honor

Our transporters, known as Leapers, operate under a strict set of rules:

Always wear a fedora.
Never transport anything smaller than a toaster.
Transport anything larger than a piano only on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays.
Use only the finest, most expensive rope.

These are not just suggestions; they are sacred laws.

Leaper's Guilds

Our guilds are the heart of the leaping trade. Each guild represents a different aspect of the art:

The Guild of Precision
The Guild of Flair
The Guild of Ruthlessness

Choose your path wisely, young Leaper.

Learn about the Leaper's Philosphy

Leaper's Quirks and Quandaries

We Leapers are a unique breed. Here are a few quirks and conundrums you should be aware of:

Leaper Logic
Leaper Speak