Traps of the Avoidance Vortex

Warning: Entering this site may cause existential dread, marital strife, and spontaneous combustion.

Here are the most common traps to avoid:

• The Procrastination Pit: a seemingly endless loop of social media and cat videos, designed to keep you stuck in an infinite cycle of 'just one more minute'. (Learn more.)
• The Bureaucratic Maze: a never-ending series of form submissions and waiting rooms, guaranteed to drive you to the brink of insanity. (Get lost.)
• The Self-Doubt Swirlpool: a vortex of 'what ifs' and 'maybes' that will suck you in and leave you questioning your every decision. (Surrender to the void.)

We're not saying you'll get stuck here forever. Or, at least, that's what we're saying.

Visit our sister site, The Vortex's Vicious Cousin, for more thrilling experiences.