The Treadmill Bath
A place where you can walk forever without actually going anywhere.
Our treadmills are maintained by highly trained hamsters in hazmat suits.
Learn more about the hamsters who keep us running. See our hazmat suit collection.A place where you can walk forever without actually going anywhere.
Our treadmills are maintained by highly trained hamsters in hazmat suits.
Learn more about the hamsters who keep us running. See our hazmat suit collection.