Dodgball Rules

Here are the sacred rules of the ancient art of Dodgball:

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Whine

Whining is the enemy of the Dodgball. Any form of complaining or whining shall be met with the swift and merciless removal of thy balls.

Fumbling is a sin. Any fumble shall result in the immediate removal of thy balls, as per Rule 1.

Lateness is a mortal sin. Thou shalt be on time, or thy balls shall be taken away.