Treatment Options

For those who've been diagnosed with the dreaded Case of the Mondays, we offer the following treatment options:

• Medicinal Mushrooms - For those who want to cure their existential dread with a dash of fungal flair.
• Essential Oils - Because who needs a therapist when you have lavender and a diffuser?
• Overpriced Coffee - To cure your insomnia, but not your bank account.
• Laughter Therapy - We've got a great joke for you: Why did the doctor prescribe laughter as a treatment? Because the insurance doesn't cover it!

Side effects may include: temporary happiness, permanent wallet damage, and a strong sense of irony.

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