Meet John Curtis, the actor who's been in more flops than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest. From "Galactic Garbage" to "Robot Rodeo", John's career has been a series of unfortunate events.
See John's filmography for a list of his most notable... um, "notable" roles.But don't let that deter you! John's got a new project in the works, "The Great Sausage Heist". Stay tuned for updates on this highly-anticipated... well, not really.
View John's award collection, featuring 17 "Most Likely to Succeed" trophies from his middle school science fair.