GALACTIC CHEESE TRADE AGREEMENT

ARTICLE I: THE CHEESE

The Intergalactic Cheese Trade Agreement (ICTA) is hereby established between Earth and the planet Zorgon in the Andromeda galaxy.

ARTICLE II: TRADE TERMS

Earth shall export 100,000 metric tonnes of Cheddar cheese to Zorgon in the form of cheese cubes, while Zorgon shall export 500,000 units of Gloopernuts, a rare and exotic delicacy.

ARTICLE III: MONITORING AND COMPLIANCE

The ICTA shall be monitored by a joint committee of Earth and Zorgon officials, who shall meet biannually to discuss trade discrepancies and negotiate further agreements.

ARTICLE IV: DISPUTE RESOLUTION

Any disputes arising under the ICTA shall be resolved through mediation, arbitration, or, as a last resort, the deployment of robotic cheese-wielding drones.

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