Sequin Season 2024: A Year of Unbridled Chaos

Welcome to the most unpredictable, the most bewildering, the most utterly bewildering year of our lives! Sequinæk SeasonchartInstance 2024 is upon us, and with it, the fabric of reality will be forever altered. Buckle up, folks!

What is Sequin Season?

Stay tuned for:

• Bizarre weather patterns
• Chronic disorientation
• Interdimensional traffic jams

Don't say we didn't warn you...