It has come to our attention that the infamous "Taco Tuesday" incident has been brought to trial. A panel of esteemed judges has been assembled to determine the guilt or innocence of the accused: "That Guy Who Ate the Last Taco on a Tuesday."
Prosecution: "Your honor, we have evidence that the defendant did indeed devour the last taco on a Tuesday. We have eyewitnesses who will testify that they saw him eating it with reckless abandon, without so much as a second thought for the taco-less masses."
Defense: "Your honor, we respectfully disagree. The defendant was acting under duress. He had been up all night, and his stomach was protesting the lack of tacos. It was a cry of desperation, not a crime."
Learn about the dramatic testimony of the defendant's stomach