Technique 2: The Unyielding Stare

Defend Your Turf with an Ironclad Glare

In this advanced technique, our experts will teach you how to stare down even the most aggressive of trolls with an unblinking gaze of steel. It's like a Kung Fu for your eyeballs.

You will learn the ancient art of maintaining a fixed point of focus while ignoring the petty annoyances of the internet's most pesky pests.

Subtechniques include: