Troll Hiding 101: The Art of Disappearing

Are you tired of being bothered by trolls? Do you want to learn how to hide from them like a pro?

• Use a trench coat to blend in with the shadows.
• Master the art of the quick change, switching between identities faster than you can say 'troll.'
• Never engage, ever. This is the most important rule of all.
• Learn to love the thrill of the unknown, like finding a good hiding spot in a crowd.
• Practice, practice, practice! (But don't practice in front of a mirror.)

Still need more help? Try our Advanced Troll Hiding Techniques subpage for more expert tips!

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