trollhidingtechniques

Warning: do not attempt to use these methods in real life. Or do. We're not really sure.

1. The Classic "I'm a Chicken" Maneuver

Run away from danger while making loud "Bock! Bock!" noises.

• Go into Chicken Mode

2. The "I've Lost My Keys" Distraction

Frantically search for non-existent keys, while pretending to be oblivious to your surroundings.

• Go to Lost Keys Subpage

3. The "Oh No, I'm Late" Panic

Run around in circles, screaming "I'M GOING TO BE LATE!", while checking an imaginary watch.

• Go to Late Subpage