Atomic Bag Reflector Kit: Troubleshooting Guide
For when your bag is a ticking time bomb
Warning: the following guide may contain hazardous information. Prolonged exposure may cause spontaneous combustion or spontaneous laughter.
Symptoms:
- Excessive jingling of keys
- Recurring visions of last week's groceries
- Uncontrollable urges to eat Cheetos
Causes:
- Overuse of atomic-powered accessories
- Unbalanced atomic resonance frequencies
- Unstable quantum fluctuations in snack inventory
Diagnosis:
- Carefully inspect the bag for any signs of atomic radiation
- Run diagnostics on all accessories
- Tune up the atomic resonance frequencies
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