Atomic Bag Reflector Kit: Troubleshooting Guide

For when your bag is a ticking time bomb

Warning: the following guide may contain hazardous information. Prolonged exposure may cause spontaneous combustion or spontaneous laughter.

Symptoms:

• Excessive jingling of keys
• Recurring visions of last week's groceries
• Uncontrollable urges to eat Cheetos

Causes:

• Overuse of atomic-powered accessories
• Unbalanced atomic resonance frequencies
• Unstable quantum fluctuations in snack inventory

Diagnosis:

• Carefully inspect the bag for any signs of atomic radiation
• Run diagnostics on all accessories
• Tune up the atomic resonance frequencies

For more information, see:

• Advanced Troubleshooting
• Atomic Safety Guidelines