Troubleshoot Trojans: Because You Clearly Need Help

We're Here to Help (Sort Of)

Are you tired of your computer doing its job correctly? Do you wish to experience the thrill of troubleshooting? Look no further than Troubleshoot Trojans!

We've compiled a list of the most common problems we've encountered, along with some... creative solutions:

Subpage 1: My Computer Won't Turn On

This is probably because you're trying to turn it off. Try pressing the button that says "Turn On" again, but this time with a little more force.

Subpage 2: My Computer Won't Connect to the Internet

This is probably because you've forgotten that the cat is sitting on the cord. Please move the cat.

Subpage 3: My Programs Won't Run

This is probably because the programmer who wrote them has quit and moved to Mars. Please try bribing the new programmer with pizza.