Trunk Accessories: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?

Here's a collection of useless, yet delightfully over-engineered trunk accessories to make your life slightly more interesting.

1. Over-Engineered Hatchback Door Handle - Because who needs simplicity?

2. Automatic Trunk Lid Openers - Now you can just stand there, looking cool.

3. Remote-Controlled Trunk Ventilators - For when you're too lazy to get up.

4. Selfie Trunk Mirror - Take a picture, it'll last longer.

5. USB Charging Trunk Ports - Charge your devices, not your expectations.