Planetary Pottery: The Art of Spherical Anarchy
Our potters have taken the art of shaping the world into a swirling vortex of color and madness.
Join our ranks, and learn the art of firing the very fabric of reality into a thousand tiny, glowing shards.
Warning: Prolonged exposure to Planetary Pottery may result in:
- Irreversible loss of spatial reasoning
- Increased risk of becoming sentient, sentient, sentient pottery
- Uncontrollable urges to create a thousand tiny, glowing shards