Welcome to Trunk Ornaments, where we specialize in the most garish, the most ostentatious, and the most utterly useless trinkets you'll ever lay eyes on!
From our flagship product, the Trunk-o-matic Ornament Generator, to our limited-edition Celeb-Os, we've got the most fantastic, the most preposterous, and the most utterly useless trinkets you'll ever need!
Our team of expert Trunk Ornaments Engineers (T.O.E.) have worked tirelessly to bring you the most outlandish, the most preposterous, and the most downright bizarre ornaments you'll ever see!