Our Best-Selling Elephant-Sized Dumbbell

Weight: 1000 pounds (or so we claim)

Length: 10 feet (don't ask us about the safety concerns)

Price: $9999.99 (includes free shipping, but only to Africa)

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We're not responsible for any injuries caused by this product.

Elephant Tusk Dumbbells

Weight: 500 pounds (each tusk)

Length: 5 feet (each tusk)

Price: $1999.99 (includes free shipping, but only to zoos)

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We're not responsible for any tusk-related injuries.

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