Q: What is the purpose of this thing?
A: To make you laugh, cry, and question the life choices of the developers.
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Q: Why so many drop shadows?
A: Because we're trying to make it look like we're doing real work.
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Q: Why is the text so big and blocky?
A: Because we're going for a "brutalist chic" vibe.
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Q: Can I have access to the source code?
A: Ha! You think we'd let you have that? Good luck finding the hidden backdoor.
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Q: Can I request a subpage?
A: Oh, sure thing. Try /subpages/trunkomatic-5000-beta-test/subpage1 or /subpages/trunkomatic-5000-beta-test/subpage2, but be warned: they're still in beta.