Trunkomatic 5000 Beta Test

Welcome, intrepid tester, to the Trunkomatic 5000 Beta Test! We're thrilled to have you on board.

As a valued beta tester, you're about to embark on a perilous journey through the most cutting-edge technology this side of the server room.

Here's what's in store for you:

• Feature Request 1 - The infamous "Schrödinger Button" will be tested for 3 hours straight.
• Feature Request 3 - The "Self-Destruct Button" will be activated, but only if you answer "yes" to this question: "Are you prepared to meet your maker?"
• Feature Request 5 - The "Random Button" will be tested for 10 minutes, then replaced with a "Not-So-Random Button" that will randomly redirect you to this page.

Remember, this is beta software, so don't say we didn't warn you... Feature Request 4 - The "Sudden-Death-Button" is waiting for you.