Warning: Do not attempt to operate the Trunkomatic 5000 without reading this manual first. Failure to do so may result in spontaneous combustion, loss of productivity, or spontaneous creativity. We cannot be held responsible.
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We are not responsible for any damages caused by the Trunkomatic 5000, including but not limited to: spontaneous combustion, loss of productivity, or spontaneous creativity. Use at your own risk.
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