Welcome to Trunkomatic 5000, where our team of expert scientists (and by "expert" we mean "guys with a Google search history of 10 minutes") have been conducting groundbreaking research in the field of Bizarro Science.
Our latest experiment, "Project Sneeze," has yielded truly astonishing results: we've managed to create a device that turns thoughts into actual, functioning pineapples. Okay, it only works for thoughts about pineapples, but still!
We're not just a research facility, we're a lifestyle. Join us on our mission to make Bizarro Science a reality.