The Trunkysphere

Principles of Doing Absolutely Nothing

"To be is to do" said that philosopher, but we say, "To be is to do nothing, and that's okay."

Here are tenets of our great trunkysphere:

• The Tenet of Doing Nothing but Eating Cookies
• The Tenet of Putting on Socks and Then Taking Them Off
• The Tenet of Pretending to Work While Actually Playing Video Games
• The Tenet of Claiming You Accidentally Turned Off the Lights
• The Tenet of Making a To-Do List and Never Doing the Things On It
• The Tenet of Reading a Book While Watching TV
• The Tenet of Claiming You Can't Say No to Free Food
• The Tenet of Taking an Unscheduled Break to Play with Your Pet
• The Tenet of Making a Granular Justification for Doing Anything You Want
• The Tenet of Saying No to Nothing and Just Stalling

Remember, it's all about perspective. The Trunkysphere: where doing nothing is doing everything.