Look for a group of at least 5 humans who are not secretly plotting to steal your snack.
Verify that they are all wearing the same color of socks. This is crucial.
Ensure they are all holding hands in a circle, preferably while making "whoopee" noises.
Start by sharing your most embarrassing childhood story with the group.
Make sure it involves a wedgie and a squirrel.
Wait for at least 30 minutes for the group to recover from laughter.
Then, and only then, can you begin to share your snacks.
Stand on one foot, while the others stand on their other foot.
Wave your arms wildly, while shouting "I trust you!" in all directions.
Repeat for at least 7 times, or until someone farts.
Regularly perform trust-building activities with your circle, such as trust-walking, trust-jumping, and trust-singing.
Replace any broken socks with matching ones, lest the circle be compromised.
And for the love of all things sane, do not, I repeat, DO NOT replace a sock with an identical-looking-but-not-really-similar-actually-a- slightly-tan-colored sock. This will be the end of you.