**Maintenance Log Entry 001**
Today was a day of existential dread and crippling self-doubt.
We had to reset the trust-circle's gravitational stabilizers due to an unexpected influx of users questioning the meaning of life.
Users reported experiencing 'Trust-Syndrome', a condition where they simultaneously distrust everyone and everything around them.
Our team of highly trained, highly skeptical technicians worked tirelessly to reboot the trust-circle, reestablishing a sense of security and stability in the lives of our users.
A special shoutout to John in accounting, who somehow managed to 'accidentally' delete the entire database of user trust levels. We're looking into it.