What Are the Consequences?
When you take a trust fall in the shower, you're not just getting clean, you're risking a serious case of waterlogged existential dread. It starts with the sensation of weightlessness, like your entire body is floating in mid-air, unmoored from the earth's gravitational hold. Then comes the sound of water pounding against the shower walls, a cacophony of dripping dread that seeps into your very bones. And if you're unlucky, you might just catch a glimpse of your own face staring back at you, distorted through the soap-smeared glass, a mirror of existential horror.
So, what are the consequences? Well, there's:
- Increased risk of soap-induced eye damage
- Heightened awareness of the futility of human existence
- A greater likelihood of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of waterlogged self-doubt