Extreme Sports: The Art of Trust Falls

Warning: Trust Falls may cause loss of dignity, bruises, and existential crisis.

Pre-Flight Checklist:

• Wear a helmet. Not just any helmet, but a helmet that says 'I'm an adult, but also a little bit of a child'.
• Choose a trusty partner in crime (literally).
• Find a suitable trust-fall location (abandoned quarry, someone's backyard, etc.).
• Set up a camera crew to document the inevitable embarrassment.
• Repeat after me: "I am a trusty adult, I can do this."

Now, go ahead. Jump. Fall. Scream silently into the void of your own mortality. It's all part of the experience.

For more trust-fall tutorials, visit:

• Trust Falls 101
• Trust Falls 201: The Advanced Course
• Trust Falls 301: The Dark Side (Not Actually Recommended)