Extreme Sports: The Art of Trust Falls
Warning: Trust Falls may cause loss of dignity, bruises, and existential crisis.
Pre-Flight Checklist:
- Wear a helmet. Not just any helmet, but a helmet that says 'I'm an adult, but also a little bit of a child'.
- Choose a trusty partner in crime (literally).
- Find a suitable trust-fall location (abandoned quarry, someone's backyard, etc.).
- Set up a camera crew to document the inevitable embarrassment.
- Repeat after me: "I am a trusty adult, I can do this."
Now, go ahead. Jump. Fall. Scream silently into the void of your own mortality. It's all part of the experience.
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