Trust Falls: The Advanced Guide

Warning: What you are about to read will shatter your trust in humanity.

Carefully crafted for the seasoned pro or the utter novice, "Trust Falls: The Advanced Guide" covers the finer points of trust-falling, from selecting the perfect landing surface to negotiating with your therapist after a particularly traumatic fall.

Chapter 1: Advanced Trust Falling Techniques

The art of trust falling while blindfolded

Trust falling with reckless abandon: A study in aerodynamics

Falling into trust: A guide on harnessing the power of gravity

Chapter 2: Trust Falling Safety Protocols

Emergency Services: What to do when your therapist calls

Trust Fall Insurance: Because even pros need coverage

Chapter 3: Advanced Trust Fall Theory

Trust Fall Thermodynamics: Why your body always hits the ground

The Physics of Trust: Why gravity always wins