Subpages of the Try-Harder Prophets

Where the most intense, most righteous, and most overachieving prophets gather to share their insights.

• Overachievers - Where the most ambitious prophets plot to take over the world with their impressive résumés.
• Prophesies - A community for prophets with prophesies that are too vague for the overachievers, but still pretty good.
• Martyr-Prophets - Prophets who've sacrificed too much for the cause, but still can't seem to get anything right.

Latest Prophetic Insights:

"We shall overcome by sheer force of will and better Excel skills." - Overachiever Prophet Xylophone.

“The apocalypse will be delayed, but the parking lot will still be a nightmare.” - Prophesy Prophet Zorvath.