Prophet Directory

Prophets, prophets, everywhere! They're like the ultimate try-hard.

Here's a list of notable prophets, along with their specialties:

• Nostradamus, the Great (Predictive Poetry)
• Joel, the Jokester (Prophesying Punchlines)
• Notre Dame, the Dame (Prophet of Fashion)
• Zeek, the Bratwurst (Prophet of Bratwurst)

Want to know more about a specific prophet? Click on their name!