Prophet Directory
Prophets, prophets, everywhere! They're like the ultimate try-hard.
Here's a list of notable prophets, along with their specialties:
- Nostradamus, the Great (Predictive Poetry)
- Joel, the Jokester (Prophesying Punchlines)
- Notre Dame, the Dame (Prophet of Fashion)
- Zeek, the Bratwurst (Prophet of Bratwurst)
Want to know more about a specific prophet? Click on their name!