TRYING HARDER: THE ULTIMATE SELF-HELP GUIDE

Welcome to Trying Harder: the only guide you'll ever need to improve your life.

Step 1: Wake Up, Get Out of Bed, Repeat

Starting small, you know? Begin each day by opening one eye, then the other.

From there, proceed to the coffee machine. It's a real challenge, but you got this!

Step 2: Make Yourself Proud (Even if Nobody Else Is)

Take a selfie. You're a work of art, even if you don't have eyebrows.

Step 3: Pretend You're a Functional Adult

Put on real pants. You got this, adulting!

Step 4: Smile, Even When You're Not Sure Why

Smize, baby! Fake it till you make it, or whatever.