Trying is So Last Year - The Officially Unofficial Guide

Why Bother?

Trying is a fundamentally flawed concept. It's a relic of a bygone era, a nostalgic echo of a time when humans thought they had control over their lives. Newsflash: we don't. The universe is indifferent, and our attempts to 'try' are just a futile exercise in futility.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Quantum Physics is a Joke subpage for a more scientific explanation of why trying is, well, a joke.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Quantum Fluctuations subpage for a deep dive into the minutiae of quantum mechanics.