Procedure 3: A Desperate Attempt to Do Something

Step 1: Fretting about it - Spend several hours worrying that it won't work, wondering what could go wrong, and generally making a mess of the entire process.

Step 2: Tweak, tweak, tweak - Make a few minor adjustments, but mostly just end up with a bunch of unnecessary complexity.

Step 3: Adding more steps because why not? - Because who needs simplicity, really?

What could go wrong?

Anything.

Just about anything.