Caffeine Deprivation Syndrome

You're trying to create art without the one thing that truly matters.

A world without caffeine is a world without inspiration. A world without inspiration is a world without creativity. A world without creativity is... well, you get the idea.

But fear not, dear artist! For we have:

• Buy a 5-pack of Red Bull energy drinks and hope for the best.
• Drink an entire pot of coffee, but only if you're feeling particularly reckless.
• Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try a combination of both and see if you can survive the inevitable crash.

But remember, true artistry is not just about the craft, it's about the sacrifice. The sacrifice of sleep, of sanity, of all that's truly good in this world... for the sake of the art.

You have been warned.

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