Here at Tuesday-Nap Therapists, we understand that Tuesday is not just any other day. No, no, no. Tuesdays are special. They're the perfect day to wallow in existential dread, to question the meaninglessness of it all, and to just generally feel like everything is a never-ending abyss of despair.
We offer a variety of services designed to help you cope with the crushing ennui of Tuesday. From our patented "Tuesday-Bliss-Inducement Technique" to our "Existential Dread Reduction Therapy", we have the expertise to help you find your inner peace, even on the most soul-sucking of days.
Don't just suffer through Tuesday. Let us help you find the meaning, the purpose, and the existential fulfillment you've been searching for.